The List

(Song parody of What's This? by Danny Elfman from A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS)

What’s this? What’s this?

It’s Santa’s Christmas List 

Oh no!

It never did exist

What’s this?

Upper East Side city flat

Where cameras gather kompromat

What’s this?

What’s this? What’s this?

Don’t worry nothing’s wrong

What’s this?

Ghislaine is singing songs

What’s this?

The island is the place to be

We’re free to do just as well please

The law does not apply you see

What’s this? What’s this?

[refrain]

The girls are wearing sweatshirts

Of the schools that they attend

They all arrive on Epstein’s plane

The party never ends

The temple’s on the island and it’s painted blue & white

Bill Clinton’s in the hammock

Look— Stephen Hawking took the flight

Oh look— What’s this?

The captain has young mates

They kiss?

It’s all for the Deep State

Inspired!

With ghastly men around the pool

So deeply mired, the stupid fools

What’s this? What’s this?

What’s this? 

Beyond the scope of sin

How smug!

Assuming they will win

And why?

Connections for them everywhere

How could a sweetheart deal be fair

And don’t you think it’s very odd

Maxwell’s dad was with Mossad

It looks like fun for everyone 

Oh, could it be there is a list

What’s this?

Oh my, what’s that? 

The painting on the wall

It’s Bill! In pearls but that’s not all

He’s wearing dress & heels, how queer!

His smiling eyes betray a sneer

What of the Clinton body count

With HRC the pressure mounts

What’s this?

The words of Ms. Guiffre- she fled across the deep blue sea

Unfortunately she met her fate, the rumors don’t abate

The girls, they went to Zorro Ranch

Yes, the cameras they were there

Authorities, they would not dare

The girls, they never had a chance

We want the tapes, we want the tapes

For Maxwell it is much too late

The list, the list— they really wish

The names involved did not exist

What’s this?